Hello
[Image: a white cake on a white background. Blue text where writing would be says “not at all sorry for the qsmp spam i am deranged and it Will happen continuously”.]
I am unwell and very, very normal
'can i copy your homework?'
'yeah just don't make it obvious'
the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao
[ID: An alignment chart with good/evil on the y-axis and lawful/chaotic on the x-axis. Each quadrant is filled by a Tiktok personality.
- Lawful good: Amaury Guichon, “the chocolate guy”
- Chaotic good: Shiadanni, of “Glam Kitchen”
- Lawful evil: B. Dylan Hollis (author of “Baking Yesteryear”)
- Chaotic evil: TipsyBartender (shown pouring alcohol into a huge tub of fruit and candy). End ID]
the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura
man people really just say stuff on here huh
been watching more tiktoks from this twink and honestly this is one of the most interesting academic discussions i've seen in a while
just realized the tool i use to download these removes the watermark anyway credit to stanchrissss on tiktok
"Think of the two major possibilities here: Either the studios owe untold millions to their talents and paying it out will decimate their stock prices, or they owe so little because there really is no money in streaming and the bubble of their entire 21st century business model will burst in spectacular fashion. And make no mistake: this is a bubble. This is the inevitable climax of a stockholder-driven hunger for infinite growth, despite the fact that, by design, such a thing cannot and should not exist. The infection of Wall Street has overwhelmed the entertainment industry beyond repair, leading to cultural vandals like David Zaslav to be appointed with the callous duty of strip-mining decades’ of artistic beauty for pennies of tax write-offs. The past and future are frivolous in comparison to the short-term demands that the line keep going up."
need the studios to cave to the guilds demands very immediately or tom cruise is going to have Free Time on his hands for the first time in 42 years we as a species cannot allow that to happen like this is what he’s like when he’s busy working every single day of his life can you imagine what would happen if he got BORED
ALToh so we’re just stealing amanda marisatomay bits now
the hamburger menu doesn't even seem to work if you change the aspect ratio of the window to the mobile/tablet version. it has the create button and nothing else
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Jesus ffucking christ bro.
Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…
after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined
the new tumblr website redesign is.....very very bad. i don't come on here for it to be twitter. if i wanted that i would go to twitter. put it back
If I wanted to use Twitter I'd use Twitter. And nobody wants to use Twitter, let's be honest.
I would like to share with you all some absolutely raw advice my mom gave me about my anxiety today
